I have nothing bad to say about the Big mouth Billy Bass. Because my last name is Fish! How could I not own one? The original version sang lines from hit songs Take me to the River and Don’t Worry Be Happy. Although why would a dead fish on a plaque have any reason to sing? What a shitty life that would be.
Spin offs included a Rainbow Trout, a Lobster, a Great White Shark, and a fish skeleton that sank Bad to the Bone.
Where are they now? On a shelf collecting dust.
Redemption point? Does it need one? It’s so awesome!
