December 11, 2009
The XFL was supposed to be a tougher more ‘XTREME; version of football where no fair catches were allowed. Created by WWE founder Vince McMahon, the ‘XTREME’ Football league took place during the NFL off season and mixed the sport of football with ‘XTREME’ wresting action, but it fucking sucked.
Teams in the XFL were:
The Orlando Rage—because nothing says rage like a bunch of old people waiting to die
The Chicago Enforcers—self explanatory
The New York/ New Jersey Hitmen—Because New York isn’t trashy enough without New Jersey
The Birmingham Thunderbolts—to go with the White Lightning
The Los Angeles Xtreme—no comment.
The San Fransisco Demons—should be the ‘San Fransisco Milkmen’
The Memphis ‘Maniax’—Are they fucking retarded?
The Las Vegas Outlaws—Wow! They’re outlawed from Vegas? That’s so bad ass!
Where are they now? ‘Yo Murphy’ played for the Rams in Bowl XXXVI… and lost to the Patriots.
Rod Smart (aka He Hate Me) played for the Panthers in Super Bowl XXXVIII… and lost to the Patriots
Redemption Point? It ended after one season.

The XFL was supposed to be a tougher more ‘XTREME; version of football where no fair catches were allowed. Created by WWE founder Vince McMahon, the ‘XTREME’ Football league took place during the NFL off season and mixed the sport of football with ‘XTREME’ wresting action, but it fucking sucked.

Teams in the XFL were:

The Orlando Rage—because nothing says rage like a bunch of old people waiting to die

The Chicago Enforcers—self explanatory

The New York/ New Jersey Hitmen—Because New York isn’t trashy enough without New Jersey

The Birmingham Thunderbolts—to go with the White Lightning

The Los Angeles Xtreme—no comment.

The San Fransisco Demons—should be the ‘San Fransisco Milkmen’

The Memphis ‘Maniax’—Are they fucking retarded?

The Las Vegas Outlaws—Wow! They’re outlawed from Vegas? That’s so bad ass!

Where are they now? ‘Yo Murphy’ played for the Rams in Bowl XXXVI… and lost to the Patriots.

Rod Smart (aka He Hate Me) played for the Panthers in Super Bowl XXXVIII… and lost to the Patriots

Redemption Point? It ended after one season.

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